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    Poem For A New Puppy Owner

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    Cameron
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    Poem For A New Puppy Owner

    Post by Cameron on Sat 11 Sep - 20:52

    Poem For A New Puppy Owner

    Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
    Don't steal food or underpants.
    Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair.
    Don't rip the stuffing from that chair!
    Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush! Don't chew my shoes.
    What Is that mush?
    Eat your cookies. Drink your drink,
    Outta the toilet! Outta the... sink!
    Away from the cat box, it's for the cat!
    And MUST you kiss me after that?
    Yes, raising a puppy, is not for the lazy!
    Though puppies are funny, they're also quite crazy.
    But don't despair, though its toil and strife.
    After three years, you'll get back your life!
    So, let's go for "walkies", you can "do your thing"
    And perhaps I'll get back my good diamond ring!

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    Re: Poem For A New Puppy Owner

    Post by Karenn on Sat 11 Sep - 21:40

    Thats brill xxxx


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    Re: Poem For A New Puppy Owner

    Post by Evy on Sun 12 Sep - 7:40

    brilliant


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